The church’s annual bike ride, hosted by my inlaws, was last Saturday. I think it was the most adventurous episode yet. That is to say, we left more flesh on the gravel, and walked more due to flat tires.
I believe I was the first to go down. I was also the third. The first incedent was a mere, if I may use such a word, misjudgement of momentum, brake force, and center of gravity. I hit the brakes to hard while leaning too far forward. Fortuneately, once the bike had been removed from atop my person, I was fine, hardly scratched. I found my second crash, which put me with crash number three from the total, coming immediately, which is to say about 2 feet, behind the fellow we shall call crasher number two. He took air, landed sideways, and hit the deck. I took air, saw him, locked the brakes, landed on wheels that wouldn’t turn, and went over the handlebars again. I rode the next 18 miles with twin twisted wrists, multiple contusions, and a rasberry all up my right forearm. I faired better than crasher number two, who was wearing shorts (I am vindicated!).
We got from there to the half way point without further incedent. We then turned around and began coming back. I was the official sweeper. That meant that no one was to pass me once I had turned around. Including all the young ladies who so earnestly wanted to make it all the way. The ones I met a mile into the return trip. I guess I’m soft. I turned around for them.
On the way back, with only 4Â miles left out of 20 (which had, all said, become about 23 for me) when we came across one of the young ladies, walking alongside her bike with a busted bearing in the rear wheel. It took some doing, but I talked her into riding my bike the rest of the way. Then I assigned another responsible adult as a new “sweeper” to make sure everyone got back, and I started jogging.
This was the first year I didn’t finish the bike ride. I wimped out after running about 1/2 mile I made use of the two bars of reception on my cell phone, and asked to be beamed up. The next road crossing was another 1/2 mile, and I made that. But, it was still as good a time as ever. Maybe next year I will help supervise the little kids who are only riding 6 miles.